Pulled

I feel like in the next year or so, I'm going to have to make a pretty big decision and I'm worried that I may regret it. Does one just stay in an ill-fitting yet familiar therefore comfortable spot or do you run the risk of falling flat on your face (again) and just move forward?

When I moved 'home' to Virginia I knew I was making a decision to deviate from the very quiet path I had been on. It was a very conscious decision that I made, one that involved a list of pros and cons. I felt that it wouldn't be a forever deviation. Mostly it was for financial reasons and it was just purely that I needed to be a grown up and embarking upon what could have been a very tentative career path in Massage Therapy was not the most logical step at that time. I didn't know and was very unprepared for how much this career choice would affect me. I have been stretched, pulled, pushed and bent to capacities I did not know I had within me. I've learned much that I didn't know I was even capable of knowing. It's a pretty big difference between doing yoga and massage and being the beck and call sales girl for various lawyers. I felt more spiritually apt and more right in myself doing what I was doing. I felt more 'ME' and way more in balance. I had gone in that direction because it brought peace and was fairly stress free. Now I try to meditate in the morning and I can't stop thinking about what I might get yelled at for during the coming work day.
This has not been a 'job' at all, it is most definitely a career path. Is it one I want to stay on though? With almost any other job I've had in the past, they have been exactly that: a job. Cutoff time is at 5, folks. Work stays at work and I go live my life. This has been entirely different and it never ends at 5 no matter how hard I try. And believe me, I've tried. In the beginning it was tough because of, shall we say, communication differences between myself and others in my office. I'm very polite and try to practice loving kindness in whatever I may do; I don't believe in emailing people and telling them they're stupid. And then there were things such as being constantly emailed during my best friend's wedding weekend and my uncle's funeral and berated if I did not answer in a timely fashion. Now, I'm not a crier but I spent about the first 10 months of this job crying. There are no such things as mistakes here which is really tough when you have no idea what you're doing. It was obvious from the beginning that I was perhaps ill suited to this job. So leaving here has been in the back of my mind since I began. All the previous mentions of panic inducing misery are not all that this has been about though. Not that any of the aforementioned should be seen as pure complaint; they've merely been stepping stones. I am grateful to be employed when so many are not. I consider myself fortunate to have come into this. I believe everything and everyone enters your life for a reason and this is certainly one of those things. As I've said before, I've learned a lot. While my boss may be tough and expect 150% even when you can't give it, I deeply admire her. I admire everything that she gives up for this company and the fight that she has put up to get to where she is. She makes me want to know more and always improve, never settle for mediocrity from myself or anyone around me. But can you imagine what all those lessons would be like combined with doing something I love?
When I first found out I was pregnant, my first thought was that I was never going to get to finish my degree in Interior Design. My first thought other than 'Shit. Shit. Shit. I was about to leave this asshat.' Mrs. P and I talk often of what a catalyst Douche Nozzle has been in my life (and hers). I feel like I've had a year of catalysts and if I try to jump more hurtle, I'm going to get hung on it and face plant on the pavement, people. Between this job and that relationship and the loss that came during it, I'm pretty baked. It's been an incredible year though, and I feel like for the first time in my life I'm actually internalizing and processing all of life's little lesson. I feel like I finally know what I want and it's time to stop wasting time. I made it out to the other side of all of these obstacles and promised myself that I was not going to have anymore 'what-if's' or potential regrets. There would be no more moments of, 'holy crap, I'm never going to get to...' Interior Design has been my first love - other than cheese - since I was little. I would rearrange furniture in the house when I was 4. I always hear that you should follow your passion and for the longest time I swore that I could not figure out what I was passionate about. All the while I would be talking someone's ear off about design and architecture. I felt I always had to do something that was of benefit to the world; to make it a better place. My first major in college was Forensic Psychology. I have a strange fascination with deranged people and the why of what they do. After I was raped, staying in that major seemed a like a fate that would be filled with daily trauma and reminders. I'm still not always certain how design will make the world a better place, but I know that no one has ever complained about things being beautiful.

All of that to say I'm going back to school and I have no idea how I'm going to do that and keep this job.

Rainy Day Notes

Some may consider this cool and rainy weather we're having in VA to be dreary and they sit about and wait for better, prettier days. I always try to find the pretty in whatever I can, but I adore rainy days. Lovelovelove them. When I was younger and we lived on our farm, we had a tradition for rainy days. As soon as my brother and I got home from school our mother would have tea and cinnamon toast waiting for us and we would sit on our huge porch and just listen to the rain fall through the leaves of the surrounding Oak trees. Here are some rainy day thoughts playing through my mind...

A) I would love days like these so much more if I could just stay in bed and read. Granted, that's true for almost any day for me.

B) I finally realized I should give up fixing my hair on rainy days. No matter how much straightening occurs, it's just going to get wet and curl right back up. How have I lived for 33 years and not realized that before now? Also, do you know how much time being lazy saves me in the morning? A lot. This realization will bring much dismay to my family of Southern beauty queens.

C) I may love rainy days, but my dogs don't. Koda does her business quick and dirty and runs for cover. Sarah is ... different. She does not seem to understand the concept of rain and tries to run from it. And is very perplexed when she does not succeed. I might be cruel, but it makes me howl with laughter. She also runs from the umbrella that I try to hold over her when I take her out, so I'm not that mean. My dog is just silly.

D) About that being in bed with a book concept - is today over with yet?

No Weddings and A Funeral

Basically you're saying marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation? - Four Weddings and a Funeral

I was supposed to get married today.

That's what has been on my mind this entire morning. I was getting my morning coffee and kept thinking to myself, 'What would I be doing right now if I was still getting married?' In all honesty, I'd probably be having a panic attack. I can absolutely see my father trying to talk sense into to me through a bathroom door and explaining how he spent a LOT of money on beer, could I come out please and thank you? But from the moment I called off the wedding and the relationship, I've done nothing but breathe a sigh of relief. And contemplate that I may have serious commitment issues, but that's another blog all together. I've also spent a lot of that time wondering what on Earth was I thinking and how can I avoid repeating that mistake. Also? What actually constitutes love and a healthy romantic relationship? There are so many levels of this tale and it's impact on my life, that I think it fries my brain to really ponder it for any length of time.

We had a whirlwind romance. In fact, whirlwind may be downplaying it. I am actually really embarrassed by that fact. I threw ration out the window when I met him and I cannot figure out why. I didn't agree to marry the love of my life - a man I spent over 4 years with and who knew me like the back of his hand- but I accepted a proposal that came after (gulp,cringe) a month of dating? That is nothing but insanity. His name is Chris, but I don't actually call him that. It seems a disservice to LOL, whose name is also Chris. My friends and I now refer to him as Evil Chris or Douche Nozzle. This wasn't someone I was wildly physically attracted to – he was ok looking and shorter than me. My height rule may be a shallow one, but I'm never breaking it again. Was he charming? Oh but yes. Perhaps too charming and that should have sent off warning bells. But is charm and charisma enough to have momentarily turned my brain to mush? Possibly. He purported to be a Buddhist and was someone who seemed to have genuinely overcome much adversity in life. There is nothing that I admire more than a person who kicks back when the chips are down. He was incredibly kind and gentle and reminded me very much of my brother. Considering that my brother is my rock of Gibraltar, a guy like him seemed a good idea. He also took being romantic to a whole new low. I'm fairly certain the environment suffered serious damage from the amount of flowers I received and my friends repeatedly begged that he stop being so mushy on my Facebook page. I'm not actually a girl who swoons over sweet sentiment and romantic gestures. I used to not allow 'I love you' to even be said. I'm not certain why I'm wired that way, but I really need to see a person back their talk up. Talk is cheap and easy. Action isn't so much. And perhaps that is where the first inclination to pull back the curtain and find out who the wizard really was came from. Of course, by the time my brain turned back on and I thought to do such a thing, I was already engaged.

I can't say specifically when a warning bell first sounded in my head. If I'm as honest with the rest of the world as I have been with my mother, I'll tell you that it was in the first week of dating. I thought that he was just too much. Too into me and it scared me. Or something scared me. But then I thought that I must obviously have a fear of nice guys and that was what all the chattering in my head was. So, I didn't call anything off and I turned off my inner cynic and just went with it. My inner cynic is obviously there for a reason and I don't think I will ever doubt that voice again. Within a month I was engaged and within two we moved in together. I knew I had lost my mind the first week we were living together. However, I don't think I would have learned any of things about him that I did had we not moved in together. That's the thing about pathologically lying con artists. You have to get really, really close so that you can find a string to pull and watch everything unravel. One the bits that galls me the most however, is that he knew my father was a grifter and a con artist. Not only did he continue to do the same thing as my father, it really pisses me off that I didn't catch on sooner. Once we moved in together though, he couldn't manage to keep up with his lies. I was straightening out paperwork in our office when I came across items that directly conflicted what he had told me of his military career and college education. Things unraveled quickly from there. I would begin to challenge his stories and ask too many questions. Questions he never answered well. Money… oh, there were issues. I've been sucked dry of the savings I had. I couldn't bear to confront him. I smiled politely and proceeded with wedding planning. I felt so foolish about the relationship and the wedding that I just kept putting up a brave front. I didn't tell anyone what I was finding out about him. My mother noticed that I seemed miserable and that I didn't have any of my previous enthusiasm about the wedding planning. I'm a broad who loves to plan and I intend to leave this world a really pretty and well matched place when I leave it. I was suddenly planning my wedding as though I had resigned myself to a fate in front of a firing squad. Then what I thought was the worst thing that could happen to me, did. I found out I was pregnant. For various reasons, we (my family and those very close to me) have never even been certain that I would be able to conceive or have kids. I was terrified. Here was the one thing I had secretly always wanted and it was happening in the middle of an emotional shit storm. That was not the happy day I had always envisioned. You know the scene in 'Knocked Up' where Katherine Heigl's character pees on about 2,000 pregnancy tests? That was me. I just kept crying and peeing on sticks. I was completely unable to process what would have been completely happy news in any other circumstance. When I told my mother, I broke down crying. She was so incredibly happy and for a moment thought I was crying out of happiness. Oh but no. I still could not tell her my misgivings about my relationship, impending nuptials and the fledgling life inside of me. It did not take long though. After a lot of thought, I came to the conclusion that I simply could not continue to put up with a facet of my life being built totally upon lies. And that I would not -could not- bring a child into this world and raise it anywhere near what I had had to grow up with. It wasn't fair to anyone, but that child deserved it less than anything. I began to let my mother and close friends in on what I had been discovering about Chris, but I still had no idea of what to do. I had tossed aside all wedding plans under the guise that I did not want to have wedding while simultaneously looking as though I could play the role of Moby Dick to perfection. I put him off about having a simple civil ceremony. I spent far less time at home and essentially refused to even let him touch me. My mother has this innate and strange sixth sense about me. It's not even a sense. It's like she is IN my head. IN IT. She doesn't just finish my sentences; she gauges from one look everything that is going on in my brain and then can give you a synopsis. Good mothering or an eerie amount of co-dependency? We've never been able to decide. So at this point in the shitstorm I called a relationship, my mother knows that everything is wrong and says the magical sentence that ended everything –

"Just because you're pregnant, doesn't mean you have to marry him."

I cried from relief and 5 minutes after she said those words, I sent Douche Nozzle a text message telling him to move out of our apartment.

Barely 2 weeks later, I had a miscarriage. I have few words that I can muster for that. Terrible. Soul crushing. Those are the words that come to mind. If I think about it for more than 2 minutes at a time, I do the heaving sobbing girl thing and I'm not good at that. I know that things happen for a reason and that it was not meant to be. On the surface I've been very logical and perhaps too detached when it ever mentioned. I couldn't fathom having any semblance of a connection to that asshat, but I've always wanted to be a Mom. Obviously, after this I let this natural disaster of a man whip through my life, I feel very little inclination to ever have a romantic relationship again. When I say very little, I mean none. Partially it's fear, but a lot of me wonders if all of this happened because some sick co-dependent need kicked into gear or something. With all of that I have come to the conclusion that motherhood may not be in my cards.

After all of this, I just try to evaluate the layers that make up this tale of woe. I do generally feel a little battered. Like someone put my heart in a blender on high and forgot to be nice enough to add some tequila to it. One of my closest, dearest and best friends still works with Douche Nozzle. I hear regularly how is pining for me, seems despondent enough and ruing the loss of our 'love'. It makes me angry to a degree that I try to having nothing to do with. Here is the thing about love – it involves a very healthy amount of respect. When a person engages in any version of deception against you, that's not love. The things we do that serve as symbolism of love- i.e. love notes, flowers, gifts -are not love. They're trinkets. They're the physical manifestations of affection that you hope if you give enough of, this person won't trash your heart. They may induce the warm fuzzies, but they're not love. I consider that I have had two relationships that were actual really real hard core down in my bones love. They both were based on abiding friendships with healthy amounts of trust and respect. Once any level of trust and respect were broken, it was downhill from there. Each one simultaneously broke me and made me stronger than I could have imagined. I don't consider what I had with Douche Nozzle to be love, more like temporary insanity. An insanity I'm going to be working through for a bit, but that I try to see more as a catalyst than anything. As for ever again even contemplating marriage… you know the scene at the end of Four Weddings and a Funeral where Charles asks Carrie if she thinks that she might be amenable to not marrying him and if it is something she might consider doing for the rest of their lives? I think I might be that type of girl. What's in a piece of paper anyway? Considering the American divorce rate, apparently not much of anything. But I digress – again – and that's very obviously food for a later thought.

On the Town

One of my dearest and oldest girlfriends and I went out tonight. Originally, we had plans to go see a band that I've fallen entirely in love with, The Coal Men. If you've never listened to them, I suggest you Google them this very second and remedy that. As usual when Mrs. P and I are together, we were running late. So we partook of some unimpressive Thai food, and then headed to the coffee shop that Roanoke is famed for. And then we just meandered. And talked and giggled and snuggled. And made people wonder. Eventually, we wound up in a favorite bar, Metro, where I had a stunning revelation...

Thank GOD I'm not 23 anymore.

While waiting to order drinks, we watched two -for lack of a better word - ladies bitch about the men they had just dumped and simultaneously hit on the cute bartender. I listened to them lament their woes and ask for more vodka. And I took a moment to look around. Just really look. And then I giggled silently to myself. I don't want to be sexist, especially against my own sex, but it was just ridiculous. These women preening and strutting and being bitchy. Scantily clad and looking like an army of overzealous cosmetics counter girl had feverishly attacked them. And I know that when people put on such a show it stems from insecurity and not really liking what you have to offer. Not having any real confidence in the goods being offered for sale. I know that's what it was because once upon a time I was 23 and I did the exact same thing. Mrs. P and I exchanged one of our looks, the one that says, 'No, you're not crazy. I see it too and I'm right there with you.' We settled in with our drinks and another round of laughter, neither of us paying much heed to anyone else. Each of us knowing that we both had something no one else there seemed to possess. Confidence in ourselves; a feeling of self worth that nothing but time can give you. Neither of us may be in our 20's any longer, but I don't actually think either of would really go back if we could. I'm not as skinny as I used to be and I have these persistent little lines around my eyes because when I smile I SMILE. I also know that whenever it feels like the world is going to end, it's actually not and I just need to sit and wait out the storm. I would not trade in that knowledge to be 23 and skinny again.
We eventually get up to leave. When I ask the cute bartender for our bill I tell him that we have to leave because I can't possibly dance slutty enough to be here and I need to go home now. And that's exactly what I did. I went home, took off my make up, put on pj's and flossed my teeth. That never would have happened when I was 23.

Thank God I'm not 23. If nothing else, I have really great teeth for all the flossing I do now...