BBQ Dog

Both of my dogs have smelled something less than desirable as of late, but I have no time to bathe them right now. Also? It should mean something when I say that the cats are easier to bathe than the dogs. Insanity & days of them being pathetic will ensue. But Sarah smelled very badly of corn chips. I don't why she does, I refuse to feed her Fritos. But she has that smell. Frito Paws. Corn Chips Mahone. These are the nicknames I give her. No wonder she needs therapy.
In an effort to quickly make the smell subside I decided to just wipe her down with the doggy wipes I have. They have a watermelon smell. Do you see what is coming? She now smells like an afternoon picnic. A Southern one. Corn chips & watermelon...
She is now dubbed BBQ Dog.